Pizza and heartburn was walking down the street. Pizza saw me and heartburn followed me. I bent a few corners and heartburn was gone. I went back to pizza and ate it. Little did i know that heartburn and pizza was in cahoots. Heartburn hid under pizza's cheese. I didn't know but now I do. Heartburn went stealth, ninja like. Until sleep came. Not regular sleep but deep sleep. Deep sleep and great dreams ruined by the treacherous Heart Burn. Water and burps came to the rescue and the saga continues.... I'm sorry body. I never meant to hurt you. I was hungry and pizza was there.